Reminder #1: Phil Collins is a man. You are just a mere attempt.

For this week's reminder, please follow the instructions below:

Step 1: Get a mirror.

Step 2: Hold the mirror up to your face.

Step 3: Look at your face.

Step 4: Look at this picture of Phil Collins.

Step 5: Look at your face again.

Step 6: If you are male, resist the urge to punch your face for being so incompetent and weak. If you are female, resist the urge to punch in the face every male you will ever meet henceforth for being so incompetent and weak. 

Phil Collins: making your face hate you since 1976.